24 Hour Garage People

There you are, cycling into a 24 hour garage forecourt and theres this girl collapsed by the curb. To the curb, and everything seems so oddly  paralysed here that it takes a second to realise your spendid sweep and perfectly judged braking into the forecourt is not the reason why you are being looked at. Something the fuck is going on.

Excuse my language. Its warranted once you know what happened before this, and thats my job to tell you, so here goes.

Nothing happens on a Wednesday. Its this wierd island between the weekends that floats in this dull sea, nothing happens.

This Wednesday,  however, finds me bed-ridden. Flu of some particularly nasty strain is simultaneously turning my nostils into tubes to accomodate a persistant flow of fluid, as it grabs my bodies thermostat and randomally turns it from hot to cold whilst commisioning a ADHD-inflicted woodpecker to have a crack at penetrating my fastlyeroding skull. And through all this..i’m thirsty.

Really thirsty.

No, really thirsty. I know I mentioned that before, but I drifted off and now im really stupidly thirsty.

I NEED   A COLD CAN OF POP.

. I try to ignore  it. I had this blissfully stupid dream I was selected to be a moonwalker, but in a Ghostbusters uniform and having to do Ghostbuster stuff. But no, my beams are only directed to a glorious, glistening, can of tin-chilled glory. I must have it. M-U-S-T–H-A-V-E–IT

I straggle from the duvet, slip on jeans and an anonymous top, and after mumbling down the stairs, alight my bike and pedal into where Beestonia straggles, loses coherence, and blurs into everywhereelse. But there, on the dual carriageway. lies the GARAGE.

THE 24 HOUR GARAGE.

I ride in, and theres this girl hyperventilating. And I look at the first point of  authority: the guy behind that misanthropic glass barrier, and his eyebrows are aloft, his seventeen year old brow as creased as a pre-war toilet roof, lost. I see shes breathing into a tiny plastic bag, her cheeks pulsating from blue to red, via a quite disturbing purple, and all i remember from some base first aid training is brown paper bag, brown paper bag. I dont have a brown paper bag, but within my over-shoulder man-bag,utilised to transport beverages home, has a day-oldcopy of Private Eye in it. I snatch it out, roll it into  a wide cone, and tell her to breathe down it. Her eyes impulsively meet mine, and momentarily roll before she focuses to a point a foot from her face, and breathes deeply, deeper, till she hits the norm.

She looks terrified, then blinks and its calm, then a smile appears and shes back. She hurries to say thanks, but is paused by an insistent ringtone, its a holler of bass and clamour. She answers and its her boyfriend.

“Where tha fuk ar yer?’ he says, loud over the deep breaths and rush of traffic.

She explains that she got to the garage, made her purchase, and then had an asthma attack,; and Ventolin-free, had had to rely on a passing stranger to get her together again.

“Well fuck on back”

I instantly down my eyes, and then have to look up and ask ‘You ok?’

She looks at me then, and I see her for the first time, unstrained, un blue, and  she has a beautiful face, freckled and trim, eyes wide and shining, but with defeat. And her ringtone rang, and she tried to smile before  she hurried off,and I bought my drinks. Get back on my bike, and pedal off.

I get  home, a nagging, biting thing in my head, and lie on  my bed where I have been locked onto for far too long,groggily trying to fit life together inbetween blessed islands of dreams, and

that first sip is so heavenly, yet so sour.

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5 thoughts on “24 Hour Garage People

  1. tej says:

    now thats the start of a fucking besturban romance if ever there was one ..

    want updates on this..

  2. Beth says:

    Moving. Very moving.

    In the past week I have purchased a copy of The Beeston Express and also met Sheila of Sheilas Hat Box – both personal firsts for me in the rich tapestry of Beeston life. Just need to make a purchase in The House of Ashley Peake and I will be able to say I am truly Beestonian.

    • beestonia says:

      I’ve long been baffled by the existence of Sheila’s Hat Box, and also assumed it was some sort of portal into a dimension where it was forever 1963… tell me more…

  3. […] I’ll delete it’. Then my MP decided to ig it up, as did absolute strangers, and this 24hour garage people became a bit big. Big, as in me dad read it as well as me mum. And possibly Gordon […]

  4. […] Beestonia has little agenda: some people read it for polemic, some for whimsy, some for the various campaigns we highlight. The following article doesn’t really fit into any of these categories, and was a bit of an accident. I wrote it during a particularly nasty fever, and was published by accident. I decided to delete it, but started receiving some congratulatory messages, including one from Nick Palmer, who would have been our MP at the time. I still can’t recall writing it: I really was quite ill, so excuse the slightly weird style. https://beestonia.wordpress.com/2009/07/23/119/ […]

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