Little Note:

If you’ve been directed here by a link to Beestonia, you might find the story seems to start at Part Four. This is not a homage to Star Wars, more the fact that I can’t be bothered work out how to swop it all round. So to read this epic tale from start to finish, click the ‘Theresa Lou’ button above and you’ll get the menu to read it from start to finish…thanks, Matt.