Some Post-Election Stats.

The night is over, and the figures in, counted and heres the result:

CANS: 4 (cider)

WINE: 2 (glasses)

PRE-BLOGGING PINTS: 2

DREAMS ABOUT BEING STUCK ON A BROKEN DOWN BUS IN A RAINY DOVEDALE WHERE THE ONLY OTHER  PASSENGER IS ANNA SOUBRY, AND SHE HAS FANGS: 1

CIGARETTES: Too many. Throat feels like I’ve gargled glass.

CUPS OF TEA NEEDED FOR RECOVERY: 4

I’ll write something more substantial once that ‘bear has shat in my head’ feeling subsides: I suffer for my art, I really do…  

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4 thoughts on “Some Post-Election Stats.

  1. Maggie says:

    What ought to happen now is that the REAL “Leaders’ Debate” — i.e. the backroom dealing should be televised, live !

  2. Impressive stats there – good work has evidently been going on. I was up at just after 4am, so at least have had some sleep – but a few drinks (first one started) will leave me flagging before long I suspect.

    • beestonia says:

      Cheers, if it goes to another election Im going to have to buy myself a new kidney.

      Good work on your site, btw, am now an avid reader..

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