When it comes to politics, there are few more simple than our gorgeous MEP, Roger Helmer. Roger recently decided the tories were not right wing enough – I know!- so threw his lot in with UKIP. And? What’s news? Well, here’s a picture of Roger:
Yep, he’s he spit of Alan Whicker if the jet-setting presenter declared Whicker’s World only consisted of village-green England/ evil foreigners.
Now look closer. Look at that ‘tache. To help, look at this:
I recently heard that Mr Helmer, charmer that he is, refers to his hirsute lip-sprouting as the ‘Thigh Tickler’.
I apologise for the outbreak of spontaneous retching now occuring throughout Beestonia and it’s environs.